Sunday, December 20, 2009

10 commandments of Marriage (taken from The star Blogger- PatrickJB)

Commandment #1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment #2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment #3. Marriage is grand and divorce is more grandeur!

Commandment #4. Married life is very interesting. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. In the forth year, they both speak in turn and the judges listen.

Commandment #5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment #6. Marriage is when a man and woman become entwined as one; the trouble starts when the woman wants to be on top... every time.

Commandment #7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about how to stay awake� After marriage, he will fall asleep immediately once he�s done.

Commandment #8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment #9. Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, and economical and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one husband.

Commandment #10. Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.

My comments : From first until the last commandment, i can't stop laughing myself that most of it are consider OBVIOUS evidences. As a man of honor, we should try to hide this things as for our sake but i know the women ~currently~ not really looked further when it comes to their first-hand marriage**wink**


rAy jR...@...Aliff said...

we shud learn dat i think...hehe

aMMerZ said...

sure think...those commandments, i wrote down special for u


Nadzirah said...

Haha.this article is sooo funny.Good job! ;)

SarahTeh said...

cant stop laughing either..
marriage is so not the 'in' things nowadays.. never have been too..

Rowan said...

ROFL nice article! :)